Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket. What did the bartender say after a book walked into the bar? He buys two cases of Miller Lite instead of one. The man answered that it was in the garage. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?
Noor. i only practice safe sex and oral without is at my discretion when i have met you. i am beautiful and often do photo shoots with professionals but if you take photos yourself don't ask me to be your model here because this is the wrong website. if i think you are genuine and willing to meet me i will send more photos to your e-mail address.
They decided to play a joke on the cowboy.
A Budweiser in each hand! Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Fort Worth, Texas. I'm not alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. I'm not an alcoholic alcoholics go to meetings, I'm a drunk, we go to parties. Your one tall glass of Labatts Blue and I'm real thirsty. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.