Is there a rainbow today? I'm new in town. Are you my Appendix? Can I be your warm front? Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
Do you have a Band-Aid?
Funny Pick Up Lines
Cause you're sporting the goods. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. How come you're not on top of a Christmas tree? So there you are! Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful. Hey baby. It's a good thing I wore gloves today.